"Sherlock Holmes, you are a back-stabbing, heartless, manipulative bastard."
"And you, as it turns out, are a grasping, opportunistic, publicity-hungry tabloid whore."
"So we’re good, then?"
"Yeah, of course."
/secrets i have held in my heart/
/are harder to hide than i thought/
"not everything is about johnlock!" yes it is. literally everything is about johnlock. i study for johnlock. i take care of my pets for johnlock. i clean behind my ears for johnlock. try johnlock today for a healthier, more fulfilling lifestyle.
There is one thing I would like to know. If you have never particularly needed my assistance, why in god’s name did you drag me along behind you for a decade while you made a name for yourself? Or, may I say, while I made a name for you? Did you simply require a dim-witted but faithful someone to make you seem clever by comparison?
Receiving no answer, Watson goes into his room and closes the door.
Holmes remains motionless, like a statue of himself. Suddenly he snatches up the fireplace poker, and wrenches it back into a straight rod.
He hurls the poker across the room, throws himself into his chair and stares into space.”
-“Holmes and Watson”, Lee Shackleford
"Forget any of this happened. Stay away from people like me."
— Eastern Promises (2007), dir. David Cronenberg